To those......

Ya fucking' eh.
Drunk e3ntry
went tot the ranch tonight in the wake of Hooey, Unfuckin'beleviable. Like nothing else.
ZAoooming.................................

Arsenio

10 classic Arsenio Hall clips that will leave you wondering, "What can I do to get Arsenio back on TV?" Plus, a petition you can sign to get Arsenio back on TV.
Watch clip #2 The Macho Man.

The Fall of Smurfette

The Freeloader's Guide To Easy Living: Hungover Brunch

Waking up is hard to do, especially after a long night of drinking and mooching. But there's no reason to stop grifting just because you're hung over. Jonah's here to show us all how to do brunch-hold the dinero.

The Google Master Plan

Here is something to think about. Does Google really care about your privacy?

TGIF

Have a good weekend

Tecmo Super Bowl

That’s right everyone, the Super Bowl is decided over a game of Super Tecmo Bowl. We just had to let the truth be told. So we smuggled this video out of the building, and have set it loose on the internet for the world to see. This is how it all goes down people. It may seem a little far-fetched, but truth is truth.

Bad Girlfriends: A Guide

"Do you need something off that shelf?"
The tall girlfriend/short boyfriend combo not only makes the couple uncomfortable but kind of creeps out all the people around them. It's just unnatural and rarely works out--just ask Billy Joel. Some women claim that the preference is born of man's immature desire to feel superior to women, but in actuality, the distance between the boobs and vagina on a tall girl offends man's inherent sense of laziness.

Someone Has A Lot Of Time On Their Hands

A recreation of Star Wars using nothing but hands.

Colored Smoke

Cool gallery of Colored Smoke

Someone for Everyone

This clip is called "Horse Humper" - and please believe me when I say the title is easily the least disturbing part of the clip. My God.

Freeloader's Guide to Easy Living - Drinking

Great educational short on how to get drunk without paying.

The Gapminder Ineractive Map

This is the most interesting map I have seen on the web. You can change the color, size even the indicators on the axis.

Busted!

Creation vs Evolution

The creation vs. evolution debate is a question of origins. How did we get here? Were we created or did we evolve randomly? Are we the product of purposeful intelligence or are we merely the end result of countless cosmic accidents? This website is a simple voting poll with one of the most important questions which has to be answered by humankind. Please show your opinion by clicking one of the two buttons above.

The numbers at the time of this post:

16 973 for Creation
20 760 for Evolution

Bowl-o-rama

I aced my knee skiing the other weekend and I'm afarid I can even bowl. Not sure if these bowlers are drunk........I hope so.

Al Bundy likes his women skinny

8:15 of Al Bundy cutting down obese women........funny

Violence of the Lambs

Watch this trailer for the upcoming movie Black Sheep.

Female Celebrities That Look Like Male Celebrities

Back from the Holiday hiatus.
Ashlee Simpson vs. Diamond Dave.......Classic!

Breaking Down Stupid

Happy New Year!

Examining the retards that drive the rest of us insane.

PornSpeak

Have you ever had a lover, when in the throws of passion moans, "Talk dirty to me" only to have you sit there motionless with a confused look on your face because you were either too embarassed to do it or because you just couldn't find the words?

Do you like just hearing some good, old fashioned nasty talk?

You've come to the right place. The PornSpeak generator will take any ordinary common text and convert it to words that make Ron Jeremy blush (and get aroused, too, so watch out!).

The 12 STD's of Christmas

This one ranks up there with "Ding Fries Are Done". Classic Holiday internet.

A Year in Review

Sing-a-long with this one folks. Nuckin' Futs!

SPORTS VIOLENCE 2006: A HOLIDAY TRIBUTE

A wrap up of some of sports greatest moments of 2006.

Siblings

Sometimes I wish I had a younger brother

Subverting the Holidays With Re-dubbing

Some Re-Dubbed classics

Top Ten Scams of 2006

Scammers scored at will, generating instant cash using lottery and fake check scams. They capitalized on news events and pop culture to catch consumers off guard, and enlisted all kinds of emerging technology to perfect identity theft.

What If Chat Rooms Were Real?

Good short movie

Santa the Rummy

Santa was into the Egg Nog before this clip.

The 50 Greatest Commercials of the ’80s

This list brings back a few memories.

Top 10 Bad Things That Are Good For You

Beer, Weed and Sex bad for you?

Q: What is “The Jeopardy! Archive”?

A: It’s where you can find every question from most episodes of Jeopardy’s 23 years arranged in classic “Blue TV” format with answers that appear on mouse-over.

Global Orgasm Day

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

Psychic Intuition

Reason #571 why public access television rules: A woman letting her "psychic intuition" draw a customer, only to have the picture resemble hairy genitals.

Ski Season

Early reports are boasting one of the best starts to the ski season in the Rockies. I can't wait to get out.
Remember this chase scene from "For Your Eyes Only"? Or the great escape over a cliff from "The Spy Who Loved Me"?

Zach Galifinakis on Conan O'Brien

Hi-lair one liner comic. There is going to be at least one in this performance that will crack you.

25 Life Lessons

These are 25 things that I've learned over the years.

Must read # 14

The History of the String Bikini

One of the most important inventions of the modern area. Who doesn't want to be educated about that?

O.J.'s New Book: If I Did It

With his decision to publish a hypothetical account of his ex-wife's murder entitled If I Did It, O.J. Simpson has become the real life embodiment of the narrator from “The Tell-Tale Heart” (if the narrator from "The Tell-Tale Heart" had starred in the Naked Gun trilogy). Because we know it's hard work to be that self-incriminating, we've gone ahead and given O.J. titles for his next 16 books about hypothetically committing murder.

I Didn't Not Not Kill Nobody

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If There Was Hidden Evidence The Cops Didn't Find, Here’s Where It Would Be

Okay, It Was Me. Just Kidding!

Gentle Backrubs and 101 Other Activities You Can Do With Your Ex-Wife Besides Brutally Killing Her

I Did It (It = Not Commit Murder)



Arrest Me, I'm Guilty... Of Nothing

The Day I Scored Four Touchdowns in One Game and Didn't Kill My Ex-Wife

I'm Only a Murderer On Opposite Day

I Killed My Ex-Wife and Her Friend In A Jealous Rage…Not!

If I Murdered Two People And Wrote A Book About It, This Would Be It

Why I Did What I Didn't Do



'I Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Not Commit Murder.' That's What I'd Be Saying If I Did It.

I Ruined My Life When I Didn't Kill Anyone That Day

The Football Player Who Killed His Ex-Wife - A Fictional Novel by O.J. Simpson

There Was Blood Everywhere: My Life as an EMT Trainee

I Murdered 'Em (Doing Stand-Up. [Not that Thing About My Ex-Wife.]

The Five Most Unintentionally Funny Albums of 2006

Music is rarely funny on purpose, but every year an endless supply of hilarious albums is unintentionally generated by clueless and/or pretentious musicians around the world. These artists don’t bring us joy through the pleasure of listening to their music, but by providing endless opportunities to ridicule them. So without further ado, here’s a list of 2006’s most unintentionally funny albums.

Pic 'O the Day

Plenty of other cool nature shots here

The Simpson's Movie

The most anticipated movie of 1992 finally has a full trailer, so put down your Goosebumps book, grab a Crystal Pepsi and gather around to watch a clip for a movie that’s at least 15 years overdue.

Pic 'O the Day

Shuttle Launch as seen from ISS

The space shuttle launch as seen from the International Space Station.

SpiderMan 3 Trailer

The new trailer is out and it looks redic good.

The Theory of Evolution

As explained by Mr. Garrison

Borat

Saw a matinee screening of Borat on Saturday and shocking is a good single word descriptor. Recommended but wait for video.

10 Most Impressive Photos of our Universe

Crab Nebula

Click here for more

Shotgunning Beer While Getting Tazered

Not on my list of things to do

The Daily Show

Great clip of Jon Stewart talking about the power of Love.

Slow Motion Water Balloon to the Face